I got to see Sam McPheeters do this speech once at Gilman. It was amazing.
I cracked up repeatedly upon listening to this record. I believe it was the first time I had ever heard it because recently, in the course of building a better blog, I acquired a manual turntable.
Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, one side of Sam McPheeters.
Sam McPheeters/The Catholic Church (Vermiform)
1. As Patrick Henry