Monday, November 30, 2009

Knyfe Hyts

:::The Rite of The Broken Demon Knyfe Hytz Lutelust:::

As relayed to Ivan Shishkin by Charles Fort:

"Steyven Fyve, lo and he said of that ritual:

We broke the Tago Mago LP in half and threwe it on there, too, along with all the cherrey-honey - blood spilled from Combs - the Paisley, parsimmons of Conder, and Bubo whipped a rumbling broken bass string furiously onto the pile of Marijuana Leaves, configured in concentric circles around the
burial mound, and lo, Khatamkari added to the rising sacrifices: Every empty crushed PBR cans from all yesterday's parties, the piano playing in your grave, saccharine Jewelry, plastic Bones.

To this, Brother Minakari slabbed candelabras of mystery and wonder, half-digested barbituates and detritus from the stomach pump of Jersey.

On the outskirts of the mound, four thousand drums beaeten by mutant humonculous, givers of power.

The virgin amphetamines were sacrificed, and Up rose the FIREBALL sparkling and spraying sweet acid hale, brimstone cologne, couture poison.

Above the FIREBALL rose a humongous fetus - his belly glowing rad bright yellow markings. Fire was everywhere.

We read the cymbals. They said:
 

'YE ARE THE KNYFE HYTZ, AND YE SHEALL BE KNOWED AS THE KNYFE HYTZ, TENOCHTITLAN DUMMIES, GIVE YOUR SOULZ THRU THE SOUNDS OF PALM FRONDS CRUSHED BY BULLDOZERZ, DUDES'

To this we replied:

'OH DARK NITEZ - SYNTHZ OF LUSTMORD - CANNIBAL MONKEYS - THE EXORCIST III - CHANGO MACHO CHANGO MACHO CHANGO MACHO'

And then it was done. The KNYFE HYTZ held plastic casings and encrypted themselvez upon these oxide spools, to be encased in the Black Stone of Ghalahali, and throwed in the ocean."



Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, Knyfe Hyts.



Knyfe Hyts CS (Party Store)
1. Gnome Eaters
2. Runnin Free
3. Feelin Stoned
4. Exalted Tones
5. Hyts Of Summer
6. Little Black Rock
















Sword Of The Lord CS (Party Store)
1. Sword Of The Lord
2. Trylon
3. Do You Want To Die?
4. I Lov U More
5. Spirits
6. Smoke The Milk
















Screming Lov b/w We Go Wanderin' (Dick Move)
1. Screming Lov
2. We Go Wanderin'
3. Screming Lov (Brenmar Remix)



















OIB Split Series Vol. 3 (OIB)
1. Hyts Of Summer

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