It would appear that yet another milestone has been reached, as this is my 200th post. I am going to celebrate by sharing The Crainium discography with you.
I never got to see them, unfortunately. I heard something about them playing in San Francisco but I didn't hear about it until the next day. It was reputedly with Crom-Tech, another band I missed out on seeing. Damn it!
When I worked at Merrill Lynch I used to listen to A New Music For A New Kitchen to annihilate the corporate weirdness that surrounded me. It was usually pretty effective.
Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, The Crainium.
The Crainium (Dialect)
2. The Dancing Dinner
3. Sad And Painful Are The Realizations That The Fantasies Given To Us May Never Be Fixed
The Crainium EP (Slowdime)
2. No, No, No
3. The Garden The Machine (A Drawing Of Blood In Imitation)
The Crainium/The Make-Up (Slowdime)
2. The Mechanical Breast
A New Music For A New Kitchen (Slowdime)
2. Watch Who They Beat, Watch Who They Eat.
3. You Pretend That You Depend But Now You Are, Are You, Visible?
4. There Are No Rabbits In My Hat, (Yes, Yes, Yes, I Am A Traitor To My Sex!)
5. Abracadabra!, What Am I Now?
6. Only True Love Will Break The Rules.
7. Your Penis, It Is Tiny, And It Can Not Spell.
9. Cut It Out Of My Body, Cut It Out Of My Mind,To Look, No Look, With These Eyes.
11. What Are We Hiding? 1)Blood And Babies, Over Tea. 2)The Eggtree And The Ebbing Tides. 3)The Man In My Moon, Drinks Claret.
13. New Hormones. Until Then, We Will Not Know What Love Is
14. A New Music For A New Kitchen. Or, (How I Raised Myself Up From The Dead, And You Can Too!)
15. The Coquettery Of Immobility Oh Watch How I Bake, A Victim, A Baby, A Coital Cake.
17. A New Music For A New Kitchen